Zombie Survival
So, you want to survive a zombie attack? Who doesn’t? However, there are a few steps you’ll have to take first.
1. Seek Shelter then reinforce it, fool.
2. Stockpile, stockpile, stockpile. Basically, anything you can get your hands on, take home.
3. Find a fresh water source- those jugs of water will only last so long.
4. Avoid Wal-Mart, or any other major grocery chain. Where are other survivors going to go? Bingo, Wal-Mart, also known as Wal- Don’t All These Humans Smell Delicious.
Things you’ll absolutely need:
Guns + Ammo (you’ll also need to know how to use them)
Knife
A Variety of Canned Food (after three weeks of nothing but baked beans, you’ll gladly become zombie dinner)
Wood + Matches
Water
Seeds (if you plan on growing your own food)
2 x 4′s (to reinforce your crib, dummy)
Medical Kit (that zombie bite on your shoulder needs to be treated for infection, good luck)
